| Logro | Descripción |
|---|
| Is It Like Dark Souls 2? | Complete the game on a Blind Run. |
| Army of Tentacles 2: The Search for More Money | Complete the game with the Memory Test. |
| Genderbender | Played the game as both genders. |
| Breakfast Club of the Damned | Recruit every party member. |
| God of Chaos: Ordered | Completed "Illegal Aliens". |
| God of Balance: Knocked Off | Completed "Jack Dodger and the Tomb of Keziah Mason" |
| God of Animals: Extinct | Completed "The Godmeet". |
| God of Cycles: Recycled | Completed "Some Assembly Required". |
| God of Science, God of Progress: Born Again | Completed "Evolutionary War". |
| God of Conflict: Resolved in Group Therapy | Completed "The Future". |
| Pub Crawl | Completed "Elizabeth Reign". |
| YOUR PYLONS ARE CURRENTLY UNDER AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF STRESS | Completed "World of Bardcraft". |
| Legendary Rat Pixies | Completed "God Makes Gnome Mistakes". |
| Dork Universe | Completed "Call of Koithulhu". |
| The Nightmare Before Steam Winter Sale | Completed "Apocalypse Bunny Saves Christmas". |
| Scam Artists | Completed "Black Friday Blitz". |
| Caterday | Completed "Isle of the Cat Girls". |
| The Apocalypse Can Wat | Do every quest. |
| Amerikastan | Free American Dave first. |
| Maybe You Should Drive | Save Canadian Dave first. |
| Fake Geek Girl | As a girl, fight Ignus Ross in San Diego |
| The OG Snape Kills Dumbledore | Spoil a beloved television franchise for all of Ballroom 20. |
| So We're Doing This | Challenge Alexander Hamilton to a duel. |
| Cabinet Battle #4 | |
| Twelve Stories High, Made of Radiation | Sign the Declaration of Independence. |
| You were in for a bad time, man. | Welp. That happened. |
| Wordsmith Mark Twain | One shot an enemy. |
| Marvel's Passive Fist | Talk your way out of five fights. |
| Murder in the Worst Degree | Destroy an abomination. |
| Noah's ARK | Freed the ARK Creatures from a lifetime of slavery. |
| Watch Dawgs | Help the Deep Ones settle a new home in San Francisco. |
| National Park 2.0 | Open up a sacred land to the public. |
| Obsidian Could'a Done The Sequel | Decide the fate of a shadow government. |
| Leslie Nope | Romance Dagon. |
| Cuddle Fish | Roamnce Cthylla. |
| God of Emo | Romance Nodens. |
| Born In The Alt-USA | Romance Ansel West. |
| Hoodrat | Romance Yig. |
| God of Doors | Romance Chaugnar Faugn. |
| Romance Optimus Prime | Romance Hamlet Prime. |
| Waifu_Run.exe | Romancer all waifus. |
| IT FIRES VAMPIRE KANGAROOS | Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. |
| "OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER .... sale" | Equip the Shotgun from Doom. |
