| Logro | Descripción |
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| It's Like DLC, But Free! | Run the Game with a Custom Mod or Map Installed |
| Executioner | Kill an Enemy While He's Begging for His Life |
| Collateral Damage | Kill an Enemy with an Exploding Barrel |
| I'm a Plumber By Trade | Collect 10 Coins in 5 Seconds |
| Gib Fest | Gib 50 Enemies |
| Triple Triad | Kill 3 Different Types of Triads with One Attack |
| Shop Smart, Shop S Mart | Pick up the Doomstick for the first time |
| Fool Me Once | Get Killed by an Enemy Who Was Previously Begging for His Life |
| ATGM | Kill an Enemy While Under the Effects of a Jump Pad |
| Come at me World | Submit a Score to the Leaderboard |
| Consider This An Intervention | Get Shrooms Mode for the First Time |
| Raining Blood | Kill 5 People at Once with Explosives or Magical Weapons |
| Holy Shit | Run the Game on Maximum Ludicrous Settings |
| Rocket Scientist | Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump |
| Dat Nostalgia | Activate the Original Soundtrack |
| Sausage Fest | Eat 50 Meals |
| Buried in a Lunchbox | Complete Episode 1 |
| Ludicrosity | Get "Ludicrous gibs" With All Weapons that are Capable of Gibbing |
| Spray and Pray | Kill 666 Enemies with the MP40 |
| Aaron the Porridge Baron | Eat 3 Porridge Bowls in 5 Seconds |
| Do You Even Stand? | Complete Episode 2 |
| Enemosity | Complete Episode 3 |
| Cult Following | Complete Episode 4 |
| 1 On 1 | Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes |
| Robo Nono | Beat NME in 5 Minutes |
| Beaglefaaaace! | Kill 3 Enemies at Once with the Barkblast |
| Slow Your Roll, Bro | Finish the Game in 4 Hours or Less |
| You Suck | Get the Bad Ending |
| El Oscuro | Complete E4L5 100% |
| Weak Legs | Beat Krist in 3 Minutes |
| Seven Ten | Gib 2 Enemies with the Split Missile |
| Deck the Hall | Beat El Oscuro in 3 Minutes |
| Steppin' Razer | Kill 50 Enemies by Using Their Own Traps Against Them |
| Munchies | Eat 4 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode |
| Rock-It Man | Kill 666 Enemies with the Rocket Launcher |
| Nukem | Kill 666 Enemies with the Firebomb |
| Grandma's Boy | Disable Gore |
| Tryhard | Kill an Enforcer with a Single Pistol |
| In the Thick of It | Complete E1L1 100% |
| Burned and Amazed | Complete E1L2 100% |
| Too Much Room | Complete E1L3 100% |
| Spring Surprise | Complete E1L4 100% |
| General Darian's Lair | Complete E1L5 100% |
| Assault the Base | Complete Episode 1 100% |
| Into the Castle | Complete E2L1 100% |
| You're Tearing Me Apart! | Complete E2L2 100% |
| Spiraling In | Complete E2L3 100% |
| Four Way Chamber | Complete E2L4 100% |
| Look Ma! No Legs! | Complete E2L5 100% |
| Breach the Castle | Complete Episode 2 100% |
| Robotricks | Complete E3L1 100% |
| Down and Over | Complete E3L2 100% |
| Dead in 5 Seconds | Complete E3L3 100% |
| Clear and Present Dangers | Complete E3L4 100% |
| Know Thine NME | Complete E3L5 100% |
| What Lies Beneath | Complete Episode 3 100% |
| Monky Business | Complete E4L1 100% |
| Fire and Brimstone | Complete E4L2 100% |
| Backfire | Complete E4L3 100% |
| Circles of Fire | Complete E4L4 100% |
| Cult Classic | Complete Episode 4 100% |
| Nerd! | Complete Every Level 100% |
| Walk in the Park | Beat the Game on Easy Difficulty |
| Over Easy | Beat the Game on Medium Difficulty |
| With a Vengeance! | Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty |
| Old School | Beat the Game on Ludicrous difficulty |
| SLAYER | Beat the Game on Ludicrous Difficulty and Attain 100% Completion |
| Knife Party | Kill 666 Enemies with Knives |
| You Need help | Tea-bag an Enemy While in Dog-Mode |
| Seriously, Please Seek Help | Teabag 5 Decapitated Heads |
| This is my Doomstick! | Kill 666 Enemies with the Doomstick |
| Equal Opportunity | Finish the Game With All Characters on Any Difficulty |
| Head Hunter | Find Scott's Mystical Head |
| Hedgehog | Tea Bag Every Kind of Human Enemy |
| Under the Hood | Tea Bag a Ballistikraft |
| Chamomillionaire | Tea Bag Every Type of Enemy in the Game |
| Fresch | Find the Super Sexy Secret Poster |
| Juiced | Kill 666 Enemies with the Excalibat |
| Tequila | Kill 666 Enemies with Pistols |
| Hot Blooded | Kill 666 Enemies with the Heat Seeker |
| Double Vision | Kill 666 Enemies with the Split Missile |
| Shit Faced | Kill 666 Enemies with the Drunk Missile |
| You Shall Not Pass | Kill 666 Enemies with the Dark Staff |
| Global Warming | Kill 666 Enemies with the Flamewall |
| You're The Dog Now, Man! | Kill 666 Enemies While in Dog Mode |
| Judgement Day | Kill 666 Enemies While in God Mode |
| Double Oh Yeah | Beat the Game with IP Freely |
| Red Haired Redemption | Beat the Game with Thi Barrett |
| Bad Mother Fucker | Beat the Game with Doug Wendt |
| Shadow Warrior | Beat the Game with Lorelei Ni |
| It's All in the Hair | Beat the Game with Tarradino Cassat |
| WARP ZONED | Play Through All The Secret Levels |
| PhysX ShmysX | Destroy a Ludicrous Amount of Geometry |
| That's Dope | Find the Dopefish |
| Bonus Bonus | Get 2000000 Points in One Level |
