| Logro | Descripción |
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| John Gutted | Destroy all the dead john blocks in John Gutter. |
| Delicacy | Make more than forty one sets of cheese platforms crumble in Ancient Cheese. |
| Non-Alcoholic | Destroy nearly every beer bottle in Fastfood Saloon. |
| Royal Flush | Touch every single card in Fastfood Saloon. |
| Ghosted | Avoid getting touched by the John Ghost in Wasteyard. |
| Thrill Seeker | Finish Ancient Cheese without getting hurt by an explosion. |
| Volleybomb | Kill a rat using a bomb dropped by an enemy in Ancient Cheese. |
| Peppino's Rain Dance | Reactivate a totem by dancing with the mach dash in Oregano Desert. |
| P Ranked #2 | |
| Good Egg | Complete Fun Farm while avoiding getting hurt with Mort on you. |
| Bee Nice | Stand next to a bee and taunt in Gnome Forest. |
| Primo Golfer | Get the highest rank in the courses of Golf. |
| Nice Shot | Kill three or more enemies in a single stroke in Golf. |
| Let's Make This Quick | Finish John Gutter in under two minutes. |
| P Ranked #1 | |
| S Ranked #2 | Get all S Ranks in World 2. |
| S Ranked #1 | Get all S Ranks in World 1. |
| The Critic | |
| The Ugly | |
| No One Is Safe | Kill three unreachable enemies at once with the supertaunt in Fun Farm. |
| Cube Menace | Find and destroy the Mort Cube. |
| Spherical | Kill another enemy while in the ball form in Pizzascape. |
| Eruption Man | During escape, go up with the superjump for more than two seconds in Bloodsauce Dungeon. |
| Unnecessary Violence | Kill all of the clerk sausages in the pizzamarts. |
| Pretend Ghost | Kill 20 or more enemies as a ghost in Wasteyard. |
| Alive and Well | Surf every corpse in Wasteyard. |
| Trip to the Warzone | Finish WAR with more than a minute left. |
| Denoise | |
| Decorated Veteran | Don't get hurt more than three times in WAR. |
| Jumpspared | Avoid getting jumpscared in Don't Make A Sound. |
| Faker | |
| And This... Is My Gun On A Stick! | Kill every chasing monster in the escape section of Don't Make A Sound. |
| Shining Armor | Get to all the priests without bumping into a wall once in Pizzascape. |
| Cross To Bare | Kill thirty ghosts in Pizzascare. |
| Ice Climber | Complete Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator without falling in a pit. |
| Primate Rage | Get a combo of 99 or more in John Gutter. |
| Season's Greetings | Kill 5 fake santas in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator. |
| Spoonknight | Parry ten Forknights in Pizzascape. |
| There Can Be Only One | Destroy every Peppino robot in Peppibot Factory. |
| Very Very Hot Sauce | Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without touching lava once. |
| Blowback | Kill a cannon goblin with his own bomb in Crust Cove. |
| Pan Fried | Find the bacon room. |
| Helpful Burger | Get a burger enemy to hit the ball inside the goal in Golf. |
| Unsliced Pizzaman | Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without getting hurt by a pizza cutter. |
| Man Meteor | Kill 5 UFOlives in a single bodyslam in Deep Dish Nine |
| Say Oink! | Take a photo with every Pig City citizen. |
| Demolition Expert | Complete Crust Cove without getting hit by an explosion. |
| Turbo Tunnel | Avoid hitting the ceiling during the room right after the John Pillar in Deep Dish Nine. |
| Bullseye | Kill a noise goblin with his own arrow in Gnome Forest. |
| Lumberjack | Destroy every wood block in Gnome Forest. |
| P Ranked #4 | |
| Tricksy | |
| Pumpkin Munchkin | |
| P Ranked #5 | |
| Face Off | |
| P Ranked #3 | |
| S Ranked #3 | Get all S Ranks in World 3. |
| S Ranked #4 | Get all S Ranks in World 4. |
| S Ranked #5 | Get all S Ranks in World 5. |
| Sharpshooter | Don't miss more than three shots in WAR |
| Let Them Sleep | Activate the alarms in Don't Make A Sound less than six times before the escape sequence. |
| Skullsplitter | Destroy every single skull block in Pizzascare. |
| Haunted Playground | Avoid getting hurt by the King Ghost's traps in Pizzascare. |
| Frozen Nuggets | Free all the frozen birds in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator. |
| Whoop This! | Survive the first secret of Peppibot Factory without getting hurt. |
| Unflattening | Remove the boxxed form from each priest at least once in Peppibot Factory. |
| Penny Pincher | Avoid getting grabbed by Mr Pinch during the escape sequence of Oh Shit! |
| Food Clan | Kill ten ninjas by parrying them in Oh Shit! |
| Can't Fool Me | Avoid killing any pizzaboy cardboard in Oh Shit! |
| Strike! | Kill three or more enemies with a single Brick ball in Pig City. |
| Blast'Em Asteroids | Destroy all asteroids in Deep Dish Nine. |
| X | Uncover all the treasure guys in Crust Cove. |
| Already Pressed | Activate each button only once in Fastfood Saloon. |
| Alien Cow | Dont get hit by a single cow in Oregano Desert. |
