| Logro | Descripción |
|---|
| I Brought Down a Giant | Defeat the Boss Monster. |
| I Got a Tattoo | Get your first tattoo! You look great. |
| I'm a Uniter | Host a team attack, join a team attack. |
| I Melt Your Face a Thousand Ways | Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes. |
| I Gave Them a Show | Defeat King Tepes. |
| I Battled a Ghost | Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom. |
| I'm a Brewmaster | Craft a beer. |
| I'm Cemetery Go Go Go | Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery. |
| I'm an Exorcist | Defeat Beelzebaal. |
| I Earned an Organ | Defeat the Gory Mound. |
| I Like it Better This Way | Dye some clothes. How does that look? |
| I Can Save the World | Get the good ending. |
| I Can Destroy The World | Get the bad ending. |
| I Fixed Your Heart | Resuscitate a downed bandmate. |
| I'm a Serious Musician | Get 100% on any music minigame part. |
| I'm a Knife-Wielding Lunatic | Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes. |
| I Made A Garden of Skulls | Make a cluster of 5 healing head totems. |
| I Demolished You With The 80's | Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine. |
| I Steal Your Soul | Rob 7 enemies of their souls. |
| I'm All Inked Up | Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage. |
| I'm Thorough | Find all relics. |
| I'm All Sorts of Famous | Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough) |
| I'm The King of Rock and Roll | Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough) |
| I Have An Army | Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse. |
| I Removed a Stain | Defeat the Lady in Tatters. |
| I Cut the Supply Chain | Defeat the Infested Roadie. |
| I'm a Reverse Repairman | Defeat the Wretched Electronics. |
| I'm the Hunter | Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold. |
| I Collected a Being | Accumulate Smockula's Body. |
| I'll Give Birth to a King | Eat a heart while in female form. |
